Seriously...I'm Kidding
Ellen Degeneres
Paperback, RRP: $29.99
Oh, hi. I'm so glad you decided to turn the book over. Inside you will find an assortment of wonderful tings - words, pictures, advice, tidbits, morsels shenanigans, and, in some copies, four hundred dollars cash. So you might want to buy a few.
Just like listening to Ellen live. Random, unpredictable, hilarious.